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                           June 13, 2003

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

             Recently, 25-year-old Ashton Kutcher and
        40-year-old Demi Moore have been seen "canoodling"
              together in various clubs and resorts.


                 The Top 9 Things Overheard on an
                Ashton Kutcher/Demi Moore Getaway


 9. "Dude, where's my condom?"

 8. "Got MILF?"

 7. "Uh-oh... you've been spunk'd!"

 6. "NEVER - mention - Striptease - again!!"

 5. "No way! You used to live on Maple Street? I used to
    babysit a boy on Map-- oh, $#@t!"

 4. "You're so pretty... such delicate features..."
    "And you've got great biceps, Demi."

 3. "Honey, tell me more about what it was really like being
    a teenager in the 70's?"

 2. "Demi, since I hooked up with you, my life has been even
    better than Satan promised!"


               and the Number 1 Thing Overheard on an
                Ashton Kutcher/Demi Moore Getaway...


 1. "You know the rules, Ash: No sex until you call Bruce and
     yell, 'Dude, where's your hair?!'"



              [   Copyright 2003 by Chris White   ]
              [          www.topfive.com          ]


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                             BIG HITS

                      Dude, Where's My Car?

                             G.I. Jane

                           The Graduate

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Selected from 32 submissions from 13 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA -- 1, 2, 5 (Three picture deal!)
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO   -- 3
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA    -- 4, 7
Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX     -- 6
Kim Moser, New York, NY         -- 8
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH   -- 9
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD     -- 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA      -- 40yo SWM ISO 25yo SAF

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