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May 29, 2009
The Top 8 Pet Peeves of a Terminator
8. Always having to be back.
7. Wife is a Democrat.
6. Tired of shrink asking, "So how does terminating make you
feel?"
5. With all the time travel, have to keep re-setting my watch.
4. It never fails, your targeting eye goes out and Radio Shack
doesn't have the battery you need.
3. Can't anyone invent some titanium boobs that don't look fake?
2. Cousin C-3PO keeps asking to borrow money.
and the Number 1 Pet Peeve of a Terminator...
1. I know why humans cry... but I still don't get why they wait
until they reach the front of the line to decide what movie
they want to see! Jeez!
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