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                        November 20, 2009                         


                 The Top 7 Problems with Netflix                  


 7. Still waiting for that Betamax version of Spaceballs.

 6. They caught on to the fact that I kept sending back blank
    DVDs.

 5. By the time the mail sorter has watched it, it's already
    overdue for return.

 4. Glitch has them constantly recommending My Little Pony.

 3. After renting Leonard Part 6, Pluto Nash and Ishtar in one
    week, the mailman bitch-slaps you.

 2. Forget to carefully seal one little envelope and the whole
    Post Office knows you're a 46-year-old male with an obsession
    for Olsen twins movies.


    and the Number 1 Problem with Netflix...


 1. We can put a man on the Moon but there's no automatic way to
    get those DVDs from my mailbox into my DVD player. C'mon!



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Selected from 23 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
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John English, Orem, UT              -- 1
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH      -- 2, 3
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 4
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA           -- 5, 7
Victor Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY -- 6
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- Top of the queue, Ma!

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