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November 21, 2008
The Top 8 Questions Producers Ask Before Making a Movie
8. "Is the studio's daycare big enough to accomodate the
Pitt-Jolie kids?"
7. "Has Crowe made bail?"
6. "How can we make it so the crime can only be solved if the two
detectives start frequenting strip clubs?"
5. "Can we put in another car chase? We need to get Jane Austen
across town."
4. "Is all that character development really necessary?"
3. "Will this movie accurately, emotionally portray the plight of
the Bosnians as they struggle valiantly against th-- Hey!
Where's the shot of Van Damme firing three machine guns while
hanging upside down??"
2. "Who in the hell wants to see a movie about two lovers on a
sinking ship?? Get me a talking dog!"
and the Number 1 Question Producers
Ask Before Making a Movie...
1. "Has the accountant sent over the second set of books yet?"
[ Copyright 2008 by Chris White ]
[ www.topfive.com ]
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Selected from 40 submissions from 14 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
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Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 1, 7, 8 (Three pic deal!)
Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA -- 1
Victor Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY -- 2
Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA -- 3
Donald Johnson, Cinncinatti, OH -- 4
Brandon Hunt, Portsmouth, RI -- 5
John English, Orem, UT -- 6
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- 3, Associate Producer
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Questions Producers Ask Before Making a Movie
RUNNERS UP list -- False Gods
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"What would Spielberg/Scorcese/Russ Meyer do?"
(Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA)
(Brandon Hunt, Portsmouth, RI)
(Donald Johnson, Cinncinatti, OH)
(Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA)
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Questions Producers Ask Before Making a Movie
HONORABLE MENTIONS list -- It's Funny 'Cuz It's True
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"Can we put a donkey in it?"
(Jeffrey Vlaming, Pasadena, CA)
(Craig McNamara, St. Paul, MN)
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