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                         February 29, 2002


          The Top 8 Reasons TV Is Better Than the Movies 


 8. West Wing, duh!

 7. Hey, 57 televangelists can't be wrong.

 6. Easier to "pull a Pee Wee", as it were.

 5. On television, SNL cast members are occasionally funny.

 4. At home you know what the sticky stuff on the floor is.

 3. Full-frontal male nudity on Oz without that X rating to make
    you feel so dirty.

 2. TV commercials: Victoria's Secret.
    Movie commercials: flying Microsoft buffoons.


    and the Number 1 Reason TV Is Better Than the Movies...


 1. Shootin' at the pitchur show on TV ends the dang deal,
    shootin' at the movies just makes annoyin' little black dot.



              [   Copyright 2002 by Chris White   ]
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Selected from 20 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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William C. Martell, Screenwriter -- 1, 2, 8  (Hat trick! 5th #1)
Jeff Scherer, Art Director       -- 1, 4, 5  (Hat trick! 4th #1)
Wade Kwon, Civilian              -- 1, 5, 7  (Hat trick! 7th #1)
Kris Johnson, Boom Operator      -- 1, 6  (2nd #1)
Brian Klesc, Civilian            -- 3, 4, 8  (Hat trick!)
Kristian Idol, Writer/Director   -- Moderator

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