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                           June 3, 2005


                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

           In the middle of a red-carpet interview, Burt
           Reynolds slapped a CBS reporter after he was
             asked what "The Longest Yard" was about.


             The Top 9 Reasons Burt Reynolds Is Angry


 9. Recently featured in a Cosmo "Who's Still Alive?" quiz.

 8. Shatner stole his good toupee.

 7. Hey, you get fondled by some rednecks and tell me if you
    feel very merry.

 6. Turns out his Oscar for Cannonball Run was just a Dom
    DeLouise gag.

 5. People keep calling him "Turd Ferguson".

 4. Playgirl stopped returning his phone calls.

 3. He just heard Will Ferrell's remaking Deliverance.

 2. Sharky's "machine" not operating quite like it used to, if
    you catch my drift.


    and the Number 1 Reason Burt Reynolds Is Angry...


 1. Because Adam Sandler has more change stuck in his couch than
    Burt made on this movie.



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Selected from 32 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 1 (6th #1)
Kim Moser, New York, NY        -- 2
John English, Orem, UT         -- 3
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX -- 4, 5, 7 (Three picture deal!)
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA      -- 6
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA    -- 8
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA  -- 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA     -- List Smokey

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