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                          April 9, 2004

                       NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

            Time's gone by, emotions have subsided,
                now we can tell the real story...


         The Top 5 Reasons for the Affleck/Lopez Breakup


 5. Ben took a good look at the prenup, realized he'd legally be
    "her bitch".

 4. Ben can't justify the odds, considering the spread.

 3. Because at this point, even they're sick of them.

 2. Let's just say that Gigli wasn't the only thing "flopping at
    the box office."


    and the Number 1 Reason for the Affleck/Lopez Breakup...


 1. J-Lo's run out of shades of white for the wedding dress.



              [   Copyright 2004 by Chris White   ]
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Selected from 55 submissions from 15 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA  -- 1, 3, 4 (Three pic deal! 5th #1)
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 2
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA   -- 5
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA     -- Lo Man on Totem Pole *

* Did you know? The lowest face on a totem pole is actually the
most important.
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