================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES I do. I really, really do. ================================================================== December 6, 2002 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: Well, poor Nicolas Cage and, oh, "celebrity daughter" Lisa Marie Presley have called it quits after nearly four months of marriage... The Top 8 Reasons for the Cage/Presley Divorce 8. Due to Face/Off confusion, all this time she thought she had married John Travolta. 7. Just trying to keep pace with Liz and Zsa-Zsa. 6. She stepped on his blue suede shoes! Thank you, I'm here all week! 5. She kept bugging him to get Uncle Francis to cast her in Godfather IV. 4. Calculated publicity stunt designed to vault them both past John Tesh on the "Hot Celebs" list. 3. Now that Angelina and Billy Bob have split up, the glare for "Weirdest Couple in Hollywood" was just too bright to bear. 2. He's already collected on all his bets that it wouldn't last two months. and the Number 1 Reason for the Cage/Presley Divorce... 1. Once you go black, or, well, kinda black, but really, now that I think about it, pretty white, but not born white of course, but like, trying to deny you're black... you never go back. [ Copyright 2002 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== BIG HITS Crazy Time: Surviving Divorce and Building a New Life Steel Cage Match VHS Parsley, Sage, Rosemary & Thyme (Expanded with Extra Tracks!) ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 25 submissions from 9 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Beth Kujawski, Crown Point, IN -- 1, 3, 7 (Three picture deal!) Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- 2, 4, 7 (Three picture deal!) Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 5 Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 6 Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 8 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- King of Soda Pop ================================================================== [ Copyright 2002 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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