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                           August 10, 2001 


                 The Top 6 Reasons Pamela Anderson
                      Should Be a TV Executive  


 6. She's an experienced multitasker (can run slow motion while
    displaying work tools).

 5. Even after rejecting your pitch, still makes you glad to be
    a man.

 4. Already had soul surgically removed to make Barb Wire.

 3. Because TV executives scream a lot, and Pam's got a lot to get
    off her chest.

 2. Hey, the other networks are run by just one big boob.


            and the Number 1 Reason Pamela Anderson
                   Should Be a TV Executive...


 1. Someone needs to bring a little moral fiber to FOX.


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