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                         February 6, 2004  


        The Top 7 Reasons Your Movie Didn't Win at Sundance


 7. "Do we have to explain this to you every year, Mr. Arquette?"

 6. Ladies and gentlemen... My Dinner with Yahoo Serious.

 5. Adding subtitles and calling it an art film helped a little,
    but really, no one's interested in a crossover called
    From Justin to Gigli.

 4. Parker Posey isn't in it, stuff blows up and it contains no
    angst whatsoever.

 3. "Frankly, the footage is grainy, the focus often goes soft,
    and besides, we usually don't show this kind of movie here,
    Miss Hilton."

 2. Although it's an academic, incisive documentary on gay
    culture, Robert Redford: Homo Movie Idol didn't have a
    snowball's chance in hell.


    and the Number 1 Reason Your Movie Didn't Win at Sundance...


 1. "Animals were harmed and killed in the making of this film.
    Sorry."



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Selected from 46 submissions from 14 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA     -- 1, 6 (4th #1)
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA      -- 2
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA       -- 2
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH     -- 3, 5
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR    -- 4
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA       -- 4
Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 5
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA   -- 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA        -- Developing my festival plan

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