================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES This list was beaten and dragged across town for 12 hours. ================================================================== March 26, 2004 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: Believe it or not, even a movie like The Passion of the Christ has merchandising, such as witness cards and pewter nail pendants. The Top 9 Rejected Merchandising Ideas for The Passion of the Christ 9. Pet Rock of Golgotha 8. Novelty fake spear-though-side and nail-through-hand 7. Nerf Crown-o'-Thorns 6. "L'il Scourger" metal-tipped bullwhip 5. The Passion Workout Video series, Vol 1: Pontius Pilates 4. New Donald Trump tagline, "You're crucified!" 3. Immaculate Conception Barbie 2. Passion Charms breakfast cereal: green crosses, blue nails, purple thorns and silver coins and the Number 1 Rejected Merchandising Idea for The Passion of the Christ... 1. Burger King of Kings' "Passion Meal": bread, fish, and a Cherry Coke [ Copyright 2004 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== BIG HITS The Passion of the Christ Soundtrack The Passion: Photography from the Movie... A Guide to the Passion: 100 Questions About The Passion of The Christ ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 41 submissions from 13 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD -- 1, 8 (3rd #1) Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA -- 2, 5 Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO -- 3 Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 4, 9 Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA -- 6 Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS -- 7 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- List Witness ------------------------------------------------------------------ Rejected Merchandise Tie-Ins for The Passion of the Christ RUNNERS UP list -- Kim Is So Going to Hell ------------------------------------------------------------------ Church-endorsed marital aid, "The Huge Reserection" (Kim Moser, New York, NY) ================================================================== [ Copyright 2004 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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