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March 26, 2004
NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
Believe it or not, even a movie like
The Passion of the Christ has merchandising,
such as witness cards and pewter nail pendants.
The Top 9 Rejected Merchandising Ideas for
The Passion of the Christ
9. Pet Rock of Golgotha
8. Novelty fake spear-though-side and nail-through-hand
7. Nerf Crown-o'-Thorns
6. "L'il Scourger" metal-tipped bullwhip
5. The Passion Workout Video series, Vol 1: Pontius Pilates
4. New Donald Trump tagline, "You're crucified!"
3. Immaculate Conception Barbie
2. Passion Charms breakfast cereal: green crosses, blue nails,
purple thorns and silver coins
and the Number 1 Rejected Merchandising Idea for
The Passion of the Christ...
1. Burger King of Kings' "Passion Meal": bread, fish, and
a Cherry Coke
[ Copyright 2004 by Chris White ]
[ www.topfive.com ]
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BIG HITS
The Passion of the Christ Soundtrack
The Passion: Photography from the Movie...
A Guide to the Passion:
100 Questions About The Passion of The Christ
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Selected from 41 submissions from 13 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD -- 1, 8 (3rd #1)
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA -- 2, 5
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO -- 3
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 4, 9
Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA -- 6
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS -- 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- List Witness
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Rejected Merchandise Tie-Ins for The Passion of the Christ
RUNNERS UP list -- Kim Is So Going to Hell
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Church-endorsed marital aid, "The Huge Reserection"
(Kim Moser, New York, NY)
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