================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- SHOWBIZ INSIDER We bulked up for this list. ================================================================== November 9, 2001 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: Tom Cruise, Richard Gere, Whitney Houston... what's an inhumanly good-looking actor to do about all those rumors? One thing's for sure: they're different than the rest of us... The Top 7 Signs an Actor Is Either Gay or a Space Alien 7. Strange pallor? Check. Huge eyes, no nose? Check. Wears only one glove? Uh-oh. 6. They pull off their face for the big climax, but they're not wearing prosthetics. 5. Prays to God that The Ellen Show won't go up against Will & Grace. 4. Yeah, right: Like a straight guy could care about Tibet. 3. After a good take, hugs the director. After a great take, pats the dolly grip on the ass. 2. Has pre-ordered the Sweatin' to the Oldies DVD box set. and the Number 1 Sign an Actor Is Either Gay or a Space Alien... 1. He dumped Nicole Kidman, fer Christ's sake!! [ Copyright 2001 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
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