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                          March 30, 2001  


        The Top 5 Signs You've Married the Wrong Celebrity  


 5. They steadfastly refuse to do nudity. At home.

 4. No drugs, no alcohol, no weapons = No media coverage!

 3. You convert to Scientology, but they won't convert to
    heterosexuality.

 2. You thought you'd married LaToya, until his nose fell off.


    and the Number 1 Sign You've Married the Wrong Celebrity...


 1. "1 800 C-A-L-L A-T-T"


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                             BIG HITS

       Yes, David Arquette has been in both these films...

                        Never Been Kissed

                              Johns

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Selected from 15 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Davejames, Civilian                     -- 1 (1st #1)
Beth Kujawski, Voice Talent             -- 1 (2nd #1)
Jeff Scherer, Art Director/Screenwriter -- 2
William C. Martell, Screenwriter        -- 3, 4, 5 (Hat trick!)
Wade Kwon, Civilian                     -- Banner tag
Kristian Idol, Writer/Director          -- Moderator

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