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                           June 22, 2001


          The Top 7 Signs Your Agent Is About to Dump You


 7. Returns your headshot with your face surrounded by a red
    circle and a line through it.

 6. Doesn't seem as "into it" whenever you sleep with him to get
    a role.

 5. You catch him making a pact with another devil.

 4. Advances himself 15 percent of your stash.

 3. Your birthday gift from the agency is a box of hairnets.

 2. Now only air-kisses your ass.


    and the Number 1 Sign Your Agent Is About to Dump You...


 1. He looks you in the straight in the eye, shakes your hand,
    and says he'll stick with you forever.



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               Signs Your Agent is About to Dump You
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Sends you to audition for Battlefield: Earth II.
      (Jennifer Ford)

Says "Battlefield Earth 2" with a straight face.
      (Davejames)

"Don't worry, babe, this Battlefield Earth on Ice can't miss."
      (Wade Kwon)

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