================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- SHOWBIZ INSIDER Rub gently into affected area. ================================================================== June 22, 2001 The Top 7 Signs Your Agent Is About to Dump You 7. Returns your headshot with your face surrounded by a red circle and a line through it. 6. Doesn't seem as "into it" whenever you sleep with him to get a role. 5. You catch him making a pact with another devil. 4. Advances himself 15 percent of your stash. 3. Your birthday gift from the agency is a box of hairnets. 2. Now only air-kisses your ass. and the Number 1 Sign Your Agent Is About to Dump You... 1. He looks you in the straight in the eye, shakes your hand, and says he'll stick with you forever. [ Copyright 2001 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== BIG HITS The First Five Pages: A Writer's Guide to Staying Out of the Rejection Pile ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 23 submissions from 6 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Davejames, Civilian -- 1 Wade Kwon, Civilian -- 2, 4 Beth Kujawski, Writer/Voice Talent -- 3, 7 Eric Lipton, Civilian -- 5, 6 Kristian Idol, Writer/Director -- Moderator ------------------------------------------------------------------ Signs Your Agent is About to Dump You RUNNERS UP list -- Hollywood is a Battlefield ------------------------------------------------------------------ Sends you to audition for Battlefield: Earth II. (Jennifer Ford) Says "Battlefield Earth 2" with a straight face. (Davejames) "Don't worry, babe, this Battlefield Earth on Ice can't miss." (Wade Kwon) ================================================================== [ Copyright 2001 by Chris White. All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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