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                         February 22, 2002

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

                    I recently got a new puppy.
                    She's beautiful, but quite
                       the handful sometimes.
                    Okay, "psychotic" sometimes.
                   I call her My Little Actress.


     The Top 8 Signs Your Personal Assistant Is Actually a Dog 


 8. Greets other execs by humping their leg.

 7. Can't fetch the trades worth a damn.

 6. Calls in sick saying, "My nose is warm."

 5. More interested in checking out your toilet than chasing
    pussy.

 4. Script coverage responses: Recommend, Pass, and I Wouldn't
    Even Pee on This to Mark My Territory.

 3. Disconnects callers, interrupts important meetings and
    jumps in your lap, yet your colleagues still love him.

 2. When he spills your coffee, mutters to himself,
    "Bad assistant. BAD ASSISTANT!"


          and the Number 1 Sign Your Personal Assistant
                       Is Actually a Dog...


 1. Piddles every time you enter the room, but doesn't want you
    to read her script.



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Selected from 14 submissions from 4 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Jennifer Ford, Web Designer    -- 1, 3 (3rd #1)
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