================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- SHOWBIZ INSIDER A re-imagining of the original Top 5. ================================================================== August 17, 2001 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: Whether famous or just a wannabe, the showbiz child isn't the only immature one... The Top 6 Signs You're an Obnoxious Stage Mother 6. You're always spitting on a handkerchief and wiping shmutz off of the crew's faces. 5. Kit Culkin just told you to chill out. 4. Made him cry? Hell, you made the gaffer cry. 3. Always citing WWJD -- What Would JonBenet Do? 2. The kids from Kathie Lee's factory take a collection to help your child "escape the bonds of slavery". and the Number 1 Sign You're a Obnoxious Stage Mother... 1. You forbid Stallone to make eye contact. [ Copyright 2001 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== BIG HITS Mommie Dearest by Christina Crawford Macaulay Culkin: Child Movie Star ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 17 submissions from 5 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Jeff Scherer, Art Director/Screenwriter -- 1, 4, 5 (3-pic deal!) Kris Johnson, Boom Operator -- 2 Eric Lipton, Civilian -- 2 Wade Kwon, Civilian -- 3 Beth Kujawski, Writer/Voice Talent -- 6 Kristian Idol, Writer/Director -- Moderator ================================================================== [ Copyright 2001 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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