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                           April 6, 2006


    The Top 9 Statements That Celebrities Would Like to Retract


 9. Tom Arnold: "...and a huge tattoo of Roseanne's face, right
    on my chest."

 8. Pam Anderson: "Baby, don't forget to pack the camcorder."

 7. Winona Ryder: "I'm just going to the store to pick up a few
    things."

 6. Meg Ryan: "Yes, Doctor, let's do a little something with my
    lips."

 5. Paul Reubens: "Is this seat taken?"

 4. Sean Penn: "Not a f#@king thing, sh!#head."

 3. Ron Jeremy: "Sometimes a guy just wants to be held, you know?"

 2. Katie Holmes: "Sure, I'll take your free personality test."


                and the Number 1 Statement That
               a Celebrity Would Like to Retract... 


 1. Jennifer Aniston: "Poopums, this 'Mr. & Mrs. Smith' script
    looks kinda fun. I think you should do it."



              [   Copyright 2006 by Chris White   ] 
              [          www.topfive.com          ] 


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Selected from 45 submissions from 14 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
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John English, Orem, UT                    -- 1
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA                 -- 1
Kim Moser, New York, NY                   -- 2, 5
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA               -- 2
Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA                 -- 3
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA             -- 4, 8
Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY                 -- 6
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA               -- 7
Gideon Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa -- 8
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS                    -- 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA                -- No comment

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         Statements That Celebrities Would Like to Retract
                RUNNERS UP list  --  And... ACTING!
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Sharon Stone: "I'm still hot... sure I'll do the sequel."
          (Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY)
          (Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA)

Francis Ford Coppola: "She's sick?? Get my daughter on the phone."
          (John English, Orem, UT)

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