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                           June 28, 2002


              The Top 9 Surprises in Minority Report


 9. Tom Cruise is black and it's another movie about how The Man
    is trying to keep a brother down. Solid.

 8. Author Philip K. Dick changed his name from Philip K. Wee-Wee.

 7. Correcting a gross mistake from the past, everyone drives on
    driveways and parks on parkways.

 6. Tom Cruise is NOT GAY.

 5. Al Gore plays Cruise's older, more animated brother.

 4. Is it just me, or is Tom a little harsh on that poor redheaded
    Australian girl accused of a pre-crime?

 3. R. Kelly starring in sequel currently in production: Reported
    by a Minor.

 2. Robotic spiders also double as MP3 players.


          and the Number 1 Surprise in Minority Report...


 1. Tom Cruise arrests Steven Spielberg before he can make AI 2.



              [   Copyright 2002 by Chris White   ]
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Selected from 25 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 1, 8
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL        -- 2, 7
Beth Kujawski, Crown Point, IN   -- 3
Craig Barker, Livonia, MI        -- 4
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH    -- 5
Dave Ferry, Leesburg, VA         -- 6
Douglas Jones, Santa Cruz, CA    -- 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA       -- Surprise! Not a Minority!

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