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                           July 15, 2005

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         The Top 9 Surprises in the New Willy Wonka Movie 


 9. Wonka gets drunk and trashes a hotel room.

 8. Huge duel between Willy and Count Chocula.

 7. Archetypal "bad" kids with gold tickets now include an Xbox
    addict and a trenchcoat mafioso.

 6. Charlie's first move upon taking over the company is to fire
    the Oompa Loompas and outsource manufacturing to a plant in
    China.

 5. Augustus Gloop? Slimmed down on Atkins.

 4. In the dramatic flying elevator scene, Willy dangles Charlie
    from the railing.

 3. Morgan Freeman as Willy Wonka's narrating best friend.

 2. Willy Wonka has the Keebler elves locked away deep in his
    chocolaty dungeon.


    and the Number 1 Surprise in the New Willy Wonka Movie...


 1. At the end, the ship sinks and Charlie dies on a floating
    piece of graham cracker.



              [   Copyright 2005 by Chris White   ] 
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Selected from 33 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
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Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA    -- 1, 8, 9 (Three pic deal! 6th #1)
Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA  -- 1 (4th #1)
John English, Orem, UT         -- 2, 3
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 4
Kim Moser, New York, NY        -- 5
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA    -- 6
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA   -- 7
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH  -- Topic
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA     -- Oreo Shake, Please

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              Surprises in the New Willy Wonka Movie 
 RUNNERS UP list  --  The FINAL Soylent Green Reference, We Swear 
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Everlasting Gobstoppers is children!! It's CHILDREN!!
      (Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA)
      (Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR)

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              Surprises in the New Willy Wonka Movie 
     HONORABLE MENTIONS list  --  The 2005 Going Longer For 
       The Joke Than The Opening Shot In Goodfellas Award
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Depp axed the subplot about Wonka's new diet-smart chocolate pie,
and subsequent struggles with costs, because it seemed like just
another "Pie Rates of the Carob Bean".
      (Larry Hollister, Concord, CA)

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