================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES Interminatorable ================================================================== December 13, 2001 NOTE FROM ERIC: Despite recent heart problems, political scandals, a string of film flops and a recent motorcycle accident, Arnold Schwarzenegger will be back as the indestructible Terminator, in a new film for which he reportedly will be paid a record $30 million. The Top 9 Surprises in Terminator 3 9. Terminator's mission inexplicably changes from "Kill Sarah Connor" to "Hey, You Kids, Get Off My Lawn!" 8. New film introduces the Terminator's Uncle-in-law Teddie, who is made of "Liquid Alcohol". 7. The Terminator's origin is depicted using old footage cut from Hercules in New York. 6. War-ravaged scenes too disturbing for current political climate, so the new Terminator comes from a future in which people are merely very sarcastic to one another. 5. The Terminator's new sidekick: The loud-mouthed, wise-cracking cyborg "Phatbot", played by Chris Tucker. 4. "Ach! John Connuh, wat ah you do-ink? Don' you know you can sehve da peeple you call a buck o' two by usink 1-Ehht-Hunnurt- Collect?" 3. We've passed the "future" of the first Terminator, so the cyborg is defeated when Sarah Connor points out that time travel hasn't been invented yet. 2. No, really, that's not a support truss, it's armor. Really. and the Number 1 Surprise in Terminator 3... 1. Trademark phrase "I'll be back!" replaced with "Ouch! My back!" [ Copyright 2001 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 46 submissions from 10 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Zachary Brewster-Geisz, Greenbelt, MD -- 1, 3 Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 1, 9 Eric M. Wakeford, Niagara Falls, ON -- 2 Clifton J. Gray, Tucson, AZ -- 4, 5, 9 Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA -- 6, 7, 8 Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 7 Eric F. Lipton, Washington, DC -- Script Doctor ================================================================== [ Copyright 2001 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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