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                           May 12, 2006 


         The Top 8 Surprises on the Cruise Ship "Poseidon"


 8. Vending machines contain nothing but Trident.

 7. Body of Shelley Winters used for ballast.

 6. Everything is attached with Velcro...

 5. It's a gas-electric hybrid.

 4. Hey! Aren't you Captain Hazeltine?

 3. On Thursdays, the dessert specials are turnovers and pineapple
    upside-down cake.

 2. Captain has a parrot that keeps repeating, "Awk! You're all
    gonna die!"


    and the Number 1 Surprise on the Cruise Ship "Poseidon"...


 1. Friendly greeting "What's up?" met with unusually agitated
    response.



              [   Copyright 2006 by Chris White   ] 
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Selected from 21 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
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Ryan Garcia, Austin, TX          -- 1
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA     -- 2, 8
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA      -- 3, 4
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 5, 7
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA        -- 6
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA       -- List Cap'n

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