================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES Every time you read this list, Microsoft will give 5 cents to The Hollywood Home for Aged Comedians. ================================================================== September 17, 2004 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: You just can't write this stuff, my friends. For $125, Sylvester Stallone's mother will "read" a picture of your ass. The Top 8 Things Celebrities' Parents Do That Embarasses Them 8. Mrs. Hilton - Keeps showing home videos of Paris where she's fully dressed. 7. Mrs. Howard - Sends all of Ron's baseball caps to be washed at once, forcing him to wear a beret. 6. Mr. Crowe - Helps up and dusts off everyone Russell beats up. 5. Madonna's grandmother - Makes the singer wear her hand-me-down cone bras. 4. The Knoxvilles - Keep reminding Johnny to put on his cup before leaving the house. 3. Oliver Stone's parents - Refuse to wear the tinfoil hats. 2. Mrs. Diesel - Put Vincent's high-school Care Bear collection up on eBay. and the Number 1 Thing a Celebrity's Parents Do That Embarasses Them... 1. Mrs. Shayamalan - Keeps calling Night with shocking, reality-warping news right before he goes to bed. [ Copyright 2004 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== BIG HITS Jacqueline Stallone's "Rumpology" Kristian Idol's "I'll Kiss Your Ass to Become Famous" Send your photos to Top5Movies@topfive.com and I'll kiss them. I really, really will. ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 34 submissions from 10 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ John English, Orem, UT -- 1, 7 (5th #1) Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA -- 2 Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD -- 3 Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX -- 4, 6 Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 5 Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 8 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Still baby-talks to his dog ================================================================== [ Copyright 2004 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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