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June 22, 2007
NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
Angelina Jolie's lawyer banned journalists
from asking the actress personal questions
at the premiere of her new movie.
The Top 8 Things Celebrities Won't Talk About in Interviews
8. Alec Baldwin -- How he spent Father's Day
7. Mel Gibson -- Origins of his torture fetish
6. Paris Hilton -- Why exactly we should give a damn what happens
to her
5. Bob Barker -- Whether he himself has been spayed or neutered
4. Chris Kattan -- The wisdom of leaving Saturday Night Live so
he could have a big movie career
3. Jason Biggs -- Paternity suits filed by apple pies
2. Michael Moore -- How his movies on social injustice are being
edited in a Malaysian sweatshop
and the Number 1 Thing a Celebrity
Won't Talk About in Interviews...
1. George Lucas -- "The Star Wars Holiday Special never happened.
You may go about your business. Move along."
[ Copyright 2007 by Chris White ]
[ www.topfive.com ]
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================================================================== Selected from 22 submissions from 6 contributors. This week's list authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ John English, Orem, UT -- 1, 2, 3 (Academy Award!) Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA -- 4, 8 Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 5 Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA -- 6 Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA -- 7 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Day Job? No Comment ================================================================== [ Copyright 2007 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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