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May 18, 2007
The Top 7 Things Found by Celebrities During Spring Cleaning
7. Hugh Hefner: Dust bunnies.
6. Steven Seagal: His acting talent, unopened and still in its
original packaging.
5. Lindsey Lohan: Steps 2 through 12.
4. O.J. Simpson: The bodies of Jon-Benet Ramsey and Chandra Levy.
3. Albert Brooks: Nemo
2. Madonna: Extra babies she forgot to unpack.
and the Number 1 Thing Found by
a Celebrity During Spring Cleaning...
1. Courtney Love: An old Copper-7 IUD, in a shoe lodged in her
cervix.
[ Copyright 2007 by Chris White ]
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