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                        November 26, 2010                         

                       NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:                        

                 You may not know this, but every                 
               Thanksgiving all the movie stars in                
               Hollywood get together for one giant               
              feast. Well, this year, we stuck that               
              big ol' spoon in to get some stuffing,              
               pulled it out and what did we find?                


        The Top 9 Things Found Inside the Hollywood Turkey        


 9. Russell Brand's unused shaving kit

 8. The parts snipped off Joan Rivers' face

 7. The Jar Jar Binks death scene

 6. The last surviving Munchkin

 5. Even *more* extra footage from Avatar

 4. The head of Alfredo Garcia

 3. The original, good script for Waterworld

 2. Eddie Izzards


    and the Number 1 Thing Found Inside the Hollywood Turkey...


 1. Not sure, but Michael Bay attached some explosives and blew
    the shit out of it.



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Selected from 33 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
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Ray Reigadas, New York, NY          -- 1 (Tyro's first list!)
Guy Reeves, Houston, TX             -- 2, 5
Victor Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY -- 3, 6
Larry Mills, Keeseville, NY         -- 3
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 4
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA    -- 7, 8
Donald Johnson, Cinncinatti, OH     -- 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- List Director

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             Things Found Inside the Hollywood Turkey             
          RUNNERS UP list  --  No Thanks, We're Stuffed           
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Charlie Sheen's watch
          (Glenn Anthony, San Carlos, CA)

Ben Affleck's dreams
          (Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA)

Mel Gibson's spleen
          (Donald Johnson, Cinncinatti, OH)

"The damned Activia" that Christopher Guest hid from Jamie Lee
Curtis
          (Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA)

Miley Cyrus' virginity
          (Larry Mills, Keeseville, NY)

The magic spell that stops Denzel's teeth from growing
          (William C. Martell, Studio City, CA)

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