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                         January 17, 2003

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

              One of the members of the jury in the 
           Winona Ryder trial was Peter Guber, producer 
           of Rainman, The Color Purple and Flashdance.


      The Top 8 Things Hollywould Could Learn From Jury Duty 


 8. "Heh, heh, heh... you said 'duty'."

 7. The things they do in their office during casting calls
    are illegal in 5 states.

 6. "Whaddya mean there's no valet parking? Who runs this
    place, anyway??"

 5. Apparently, the judge has a whole different kind of
    "contempt" than we do.

 4. Lawyers are a lot slimier in person!

 3. Even without Pauley Shore, it pretty much sucks.

 2. Sometimes the pretty, sad-eyed waif is guilty as hell.


   and the Number 1 Thing Hollywould Could Learn From Jury Duty...


 1. "Hey, from the jury box, you can see up the court
    stenographer's dress!"



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                            Jury Duty
                              (book)
                        by Laura Van Wormer

                            Jury Duty
                              (DVD)
                        starring Pauly Shore

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Selected from 24 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA       -- 1 (5th #1)
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA           -- 2, 4
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA    -- 2, 6
Marko Peric, Prince Edward Island, CAN -- 3
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL      -- 4
Kris Johnson, Glendale, CA             -- 5
Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX            -- 7
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS                 -- 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA             -- Panel Member #7, booted
                                          in voir dire, 12/3/02
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