================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES Net weight 5 ounces before cooking. ================================================================== November 25, 2005 The Top 9 Things Movie People Are Thankful For 9. Lindsay Lohan: Airbags. 8. Sylvester Stallone: That he can count to "VI". 7. Calista Flockhart: That I got my hooks into a successful man before my 15 minutes ran out. 6. Dougray Scott: To Hugh Jackman, for not sending me any more postcards from his premieres saying, "This coulda been YOU!" 5. Renée Zellweger: That it is a woman's perogative to change her mind. 4. Peter North: Well, you know.... 3. Tom Cruise: For the skills of the Scientology brainwashing team. 2. Adam Sandler: That talent isn't a requirement in our industry. and the Number 1 Thing a Movie Person Is Thankful For... 1. Russell Crowe: That he got the warranty on his cell phone. [ Copyright 2005 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 19 submissions from 6 contributors. This week's list authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA -- 1, 3, 5, 9 (Academy Award!) * Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- 2, 7 Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS -- 4 John English, Orem, UT -- 6 Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 8 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Thankful I Got This Job * Editor's Note: I compile these lists blind, not knowing who submitted any particular joke. Original, clever humor that makes me laugh is the only criterion. Our contributors are allowed four submissions for a topic. In the final compiled list, a "Three picture Deal" is when a contributor gets three of his/her four chosen. A "Blockbuster" is when that lucky contrib gets all four of their submissions chosen (for, at most, a nine-item list.) And finally, for only the fifth time in 261 lists, the "Academy Award": all four of the contributor's submissions chosen, AND the Number One! Way to go, Brandon. Very, very good! ------------------------------------------------------------------ Things Movie People Are Thankful For RUNNERS UP list -- Extra Helpings ------------------------------------------------------------------ Mel Gibson -- That nobody understands Aramaic. (Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA) Daniel Craig -- Pierce Brosnan, for getting old. (John English, Orem, UT) George Lucas -- That people will keep buying the same endlessly repackaged stuff I make, over and over. (Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA) Matt Damon -- My best friend Ben, for showing me what not to do with my career. (John English, Orem, UT) ================================================================== [ Copyright 2005 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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