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                         November 25, 2005


          The Top 9 Things Movie People Are Thankful For 


 9. Lindsay Lohan: Airbags.

 8. Sylvester Stallone: That he can count to "VI".

 7. Calista Flockhart: That I got my hooks into a successful
    man before my 15 minutes ran out.

 6. Dougray Scott: To Hugh Jackman, for not sending me any more
    postcards from his premieres saying, "This coulda been YOU!"

 5. Renée Zellweger: That it is a woman's perogative to change
    her mind.

 4. Peter North: Well, you know....

 3. Tom Cruise: For the skills of the Scientology brainwashing
    team.

 2. Adam Sandler: That talent isn't a requirement in our
    industry.


    and the Number 1 Thing a Movie Person Is Thankful For...


 1. Russell Crowe: That he got the warranty on his cell phone.



              [   Copyright 2005 by Chris White   ]
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Selected from 19 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
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Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA  -- 1, 3, 5, 9 (Academy Award!) *
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA    -- 2, 7
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS       -- 4
John English, Orem, UT       -- 6
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA   -- Thankful I Got This Job

* Editor's Note: I compile these lists blind, not knowing who
submitted any particular joke. Original, clever humor that makes
me laugh is the only criterion.

Our contributors are allowed four submissions for a topic. In the
final compiled list, a "Three picture Deal" is when a contributor
gets three of his/her four chosen. A "Blockbuster" is when that
lucky contrib gets all four of their submissions chosen (for,
at most, a nine-item list.) And finally, for only the fifth time
in 261 lists, the "Academy Award": all four of the contributor's
submissions chosen, AND the Number One!

Way to go, Brandon. Very, very good!

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               Things Movie People Are Thankful For 
                RUNNERS UP list  --  Extra Helpings
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Mel Gibson -- That nobody understands Aramaic.
          (Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA)

Daniel Craig -- Pierce Brosnan, for getting old.
          (John English, Orem, UT)

George Lucas -- That people will keep buying the same endlessly
repackaged stuff I make, over and over.
          (Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA)

Matt Damon -- My best friend Ben, for showing me what not to do
with my career.
          (John English, Orem, UT)

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