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                           April 11, 2002

                           NOTE FROM ERIC:

                With five weeks until the opening of 
           Star Wars, Episode II: Attack of the Clones, 
                  lines for opening day are already 
                     forming across the country.


                    The Top 9 Things to Do While 
                 in Line for Star Wars: Episode II


 9. Use your Jedi mind tricks to cut in front of the geeks who've
    been waiting there since 2001.

 8. Lead everybody in a rousing rendition of the Ewok theme song.
    Again.

 7. Try not to think of yourself as a slumlord when you take over
    the heating grate on the first cold night and start renting
    it out.

 6. Earn law degree over the Internet from Stu's 5-Week On-Line
    Law School.

 5. Ride around the theater grounds in pet tauntaun. If weather
    turns bad, slice open bowels and make a comfy sleeping bag.

 4. Brag that you're really on line for Star Wars, Episode III:
    So Very Amidala.

 3. Plant tomato seeds, watch tomatoes grow, harvest and eat
    tomatoes.

 2. Eat chips, post rumors, pick nose. Just like at home.


               and the Number 1 Thing to Do While in
                  Line for Star Wars: Episode II...


 1. Get an autograph and a large tub of popcorn from Mark Hamill.



              [   Copyright 2002 by Chris White   ]
              [          www.topfive.com          ]


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Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX       -- 1, 5
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL         -- 2, 4
Jeff Rabinowitz, Denver, CO       -- 3
Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA       -- 5
Jeff Rabinowitz, Denver, CO       -- 6
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 7
Kim Moser, New York, NY           -- 8, 9
Marko Peric, Prince Edward Island -- 9
Eric F. Lipton, Chicago, IL       -- Script Doctor

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