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September 25, 2009
NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
Industry trade magazine Variety is known
for using short, clever headlines with
insider lingo. One famous example
regarding unsuccessful movies about
country bumpkins was "Stix Nix Hick Pix".
The Top 7 Variety Headlines
7. Bay's Bots Rock Box
6. Cocktail: Cruise Boozer Brews Snooze
5. Risque Display Pays as Hays Frays
4. 9 #2 w/$15M
3. Rings King Makes Dingo Kino
2. Disney Strike Ends Happily AFTRA All
and the Number 1 Variety Headline...
1. Brando No-Show With Low Blow by Pueblo Lass - Oh!
[ Copyright 2009 by Chris White ]
[ www.topfive.com ]
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Selected from 11 submissions from 4 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
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Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH -- 1, 5, 6, Topic (On the lot!)
Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY -- 2
Rabbi Crut, McComb, OH -- 3
John English, Orem, UT -- 4, 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Laffs, Gaffes, Staff
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Variety Headlines
RUNNERS UP list -- U Wish
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Same Sh*t Greenlit
(Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH)
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