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                           July 6, 2001  


          "Hollywood is like high school with money."
                          (Martin Mull)


      The Top 7 Ways Hollywood Is Different Than High School  


 7. Stunt crew refuse to duplicate feats from Jackass.

 6. Nobody with a 9th-grade education would ever have 
    green-lighted Freddy Got Fingered.

 5. Much easier to stuff a dweeb into a trailer as opposed to
    a locker.

 4. Hollywood: Geeky, funny-looking guys run the place.
    High school: Jar Jar would have gotten his ass kicked.

 3. There is at least some semblance of accountability in
    high school.

 2. One is a system where the beautiful and popular thrive and
    intelligence and creativity are thwarted, and the other...
    Nevermind.


  and the Number 1 Way Hollywood is Different than High School...


 1. Much less sex and violence.



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mini-list, who just did "The Top 8 Ways High School Is Different 
Than Hollywood".

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like one, subscribe at: TopFive.com Little Fivers

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