================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES Band of Warner Brothers ================================================================== November 1, 2001 NOTE FROM ERIC: Last month, White House officials asked top Hollywood stars and studio execs for help fighting the war on terrorism. What did they decide upon? The Top 9 Ways Hollywood Is Helping Fight Terrorism 9. "Hand over bin Laden or we're going to start dropping copies of Freddy Got Fingered." 8. Sending in elite special operatives Bruce Villanche and Gilbert Gottfried. 7. The Coen Brothers newest satire, O Sama, Where Art Thou? delayed until 2003. 6. Instead of Demi Moore, romantic melodramas will all feature a weeping Dan Rather. 5. Traditional Hollywood "air kiss" greeting replaced with nasal swab Anthrax tests. 4. Got John Williams to license out that scary Darth Vader march for whenever the Taliban appear on TV. 3. Forget Humanitarian Aid drops, let's have have Wolfgang Puck whip up something the refugees will be proud to eat! 2. "You know, khaki's such a bland color for a uniform, have you considered powder blue?" and the Number 1 Way Hollywood is Helping Fight Terrorism... 1. Start shooting big budget movies in Afghanistan. If that doesn't corrupt the Taliban, nothing can. [ Copyright 2001 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 39 submissions from 8 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Marko Peric, Prince Edward Island, Canada -- 1, 9 Eric M. Wakeford, Niagara Falls, ON -- 2, 8 Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA -- 3, 4, 8 Douglas Jones, Santa Cruz, CA -- 4 Ian Ravdin, Chicago, IL -- 5 Greg Preece, Toronto, ON -- 6, 7 Eric F. Lipton, Washington, DC -- Script Doctor ================================================================== [ Copyright 2001 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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