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                         October 17, 2008                         

                       NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:                        

                Before you complain about us pinko                
               comedy writers, please note that we                
                will be doing the Dems next week.                 


            The Top 8 Ways Movies Would Differ Under a            
                   McCain/Palin Administration                    


 8. Grumpiest Old Men, Fargo 2 and 3, Mighty Ducks 7, 8, 9.

 7. Every movie would be rated "G" but would still contain unwed
    teen pregnancy.

 6. MGM's new logo? A pitbull with lipstick.

 5. Films are again referred to as "talkies".

 4. Hollywood's secret right-wing agenda to make movies where 
    cops capture crooks can finally be revealed.

 3. A hunter in a helicopter kills Bambi in the first three
    minutes of the movie.

 2. Regardless of the storyline, the hero would always be an
    ex-POW.


             and the Number 1 Way Movies Would Differ             
              Under a McCain/Palin Administration...              


 1. Tina Fey's lifeless body found floating in the Hollywood
    Reservoir.



              [   Copyright 2008 by Chris White   ]               
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Selected from 31 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
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Donald Johnson, Cinncinatti, OH     -- 1, 5, 7 (Three pic deal!)
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA           -- 2
Kim Moser, New York, NY             -- 3, 7
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 4
Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA        -- 5
Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA           -- 6, 8
John English, Orem, UT              -- 8
Brandon Hunt, Portsmouth, RI        -- 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- McEdit

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