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                          October 1, 2004

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

            Despite much overture from the studio and
           producers, Clint Eastwood says that he will
               not make another Dirty Harry sequel.


              The Top 9 Ways to Get Clint Eastwood
                 to Do Another Dirty Harry Movie


 9. New script has Detective Callahan shooting a hooker named
    "Sandy Locks".

 8. For the romantic lead, cast a hot, younger actress, like
    Helen Mirren.

 7. Promise to end filming by 3:30 every day so he won't miss
    the Early-Bird Special.

 6. Let him work with that sweet monkey again.

 5. Offer to "pimp his ride".

 4. Offer to destroy all known copies of Paint Your Wagon.

 3. "Clint, it's either you or David Hasselhoff."

 2. Send Jessica Walter to have a little "chat" with him.


           and the Number 1 Way to Get Clint Eastwood
                to Do Another Dirty Harry Movie...


 1. Forget the small-town mayor crap; stage another recall and
    put him in the Governor's mansion!



              [   Copyright 2004 by Chris White   ]
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Selected from 35 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD                -- 1 (7th #1)
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA           -- 2
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA                -- 3
Kim Moser, New York, NY                    -- 3
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO              -- 4
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, S. Africa -- 4
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR             -- 5, 6
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA                -- 7, 8
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA                  -- 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA                 -- Hairy, but not Dirty

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