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                          July 20, 2001


        The Top 8 Ways to Get Marlon Brando in Your Film


 8. Girdles. Lots and lots of girdles.

 7. Trail of Big Macs leading to the set, German sausages 
    hung from the boom mikes.

 6. Use only morbidly obese crew members, to make him look 
    smaller.

 5. Offer him $1 million for every minute he's not a pain in 
    the ass.

 4. The whore... The whore...

 3. Rewrite script to allow for "incoherent mumbling".

 2. Hire Mick Jagger, Steven Tyler and Angelina Jolie as his 
    personal ass-kissers.


    and the Number 1 Way to Get Marlon Brando in Your Film...


 1. Send him the script stamped into slabs of chocolate.

 
      
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Selected from 23 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Beth Kujawski, Writer/Voice Talent -- 1, 2, 5 (Hat trick!)
Luke Schollmeyer, Civilian         -- 3
Brian Klesc, Civilian              -- 4
Jeff Rabinowitz, Civilian          -- 6
Davejames, Civilian                -- 7
Jeff Wilson, Software Drone        -- 7
Eric Lipton, Civilian              -- 8
Kristian Idol, Writer/Director     -- Moderator

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