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TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES
99 and 44/100ths Top Ten
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August 23, 2002
NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:
Lotsa spies out there these days, and there's
only a ton more on the way. Problem is, they all
seem a little lean on political intrigue, and,
well, any character development at all...
The Top 8 Ways to Improve Spy Thrillers
8. Forget baccarat -- the new spy toughs out an icy-tense game
of Go Fish.
7. Souped-up automobile out, souped-up unicycle in.
6. Once, just once, can we go beyond PG-13, please? Is that too
much to ask??
5. Step 1: Sell Jack Daniels in theaters.
Step 2: Do a shot every time a gun is fired.
4. More underwear-clad Carmen Electra in sprinklers -- in Paris,
in Berlin, in Geneva...
3. Ron Popiel as "Q"; Bond issued Salad Shooter, Vega-matic and
Pocket Fisherman.
2. Three-barreled fembots!
and the Number 1 Way to Improve Spy Thrillers...
1. For the press junket, recruit someone more upbeat than Tom
Clancy -- like Henry Kissinger.
[ Copyright 2002 by Chris White ]
[ www.topfive.com ]
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BIG HITS
Three Tom Clancy Bestsellers on Audio Cassette:
The Cardinal of the Kremlin
Clear and Present Danger
The Sum of All Fears
How to Live the James Bond Lifestyle (Audio)
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