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                          April 23, 2004

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

           My cousin Jeff and his friend Craig used to
         play this game about movies. Here's how it works:
       The Bad Guy was blowed up, the Good Guy got the Girl
        and repaired his friendship with the Supporting Guy,
           everyone lifts their drinks, and someone says
                  the very last line of dialogue...

                 With the title of the movie in it.


            The Top 9 Worst Last Lines Using the Title


 9. "Forget the sled, Charles, I'll give you my watch. It's a
     Citizen, Kane."

 8. "See Ray, the weather's not so bad at this train station. And
    the weather guy said it was supposed to rain, man!"

 7. "Geez, I hope Teddy didn't mind me leaving that bullet in his
    face as a little memento."

 6. "Francesca's children went on to lead productive lives,
    including her son Michael who became a dentist. In fact, he
    became well-known for fashioning the finest bridges of Madison
    County."

 5. "Aw, the hell with it. We still got Brooklyn. Let the Muppets
    take Manhattan."

 4. "John, I forgot how much I love you. Now I'm going to take you
    home and hump you so violently, you're going to die hard."

 3. "Years later, I would recall Atticus with a great deal of love
    and respect. Except for his breath, of course - that was rank
    enough to kill a mockingbird."

 2. "How many times do I have to tell you, Rocky? Five raw eggs!
    That's 5, Rocky, 5!!"


    and the Number 1 Worst Last Line Using the Title...


 1. "No, I've spent my life chasing crooks, and I'm not trained
    for anything else. I guess I'm just stuck being Batman 
    forever."



              [   Copyright 2004 by Chris White   ]
              [          www.topfive.com          ]


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                             BIG HITS

                        Famous Last Words:
             Fond Farewells, Deathbed Diatribes and
                  Exclamations upon Expiration

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Selected from 23 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA -- 1, 2, 5 (Three picture deal!)
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA    -- 3, 4, 7 (Three picture deal!)
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO   -- 6
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX  -- 8
Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA   -- 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA      -- The List's Last Word

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