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                         December 7, 2001 

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

       Hudsucker Proxy, Osmosis Jones, My Life as a House...
             Jeez, how bad can a movie title get?


                 The Top 9 Worst New Movie Titles 


 9. What's Eating Luke Skywalker?

 8. Eat Drink Puke Faint

 7. World War II 2, Part 2

 6. The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and The City Health Inspector

 5. Velveeta Drippy, Brazilian Stripper Granny

 4. Martin Lawrence's Laugh at Me, Please Laugh at Me!!

 3. Chicken Be Thy Name

 2. The Angry Red Zit


    and the Number 1 Worst New Movie Title...


 1. Disney's "Hey, Motherf**ker!"



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                             BIG HITS

                         Naming Your Baby

                 Naming Your Child Prophetically

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Selected from 29 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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William C. Martell, Screenwriter -- 1, 2, 4 (Three picture deal!)
Kris Johnson, Boom Operator      -- 1, 5, 7 (Three picture deal!)
Beth Kujawski, Editor            -- 3, 6
Jennifer Ford, Web Designer      -- 8
Jeff Scherer, Art Director       -- 9
Kristian Idol, Writer/Director   -- Moderator

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